Graeme Rooney

NAME: Graeme Rooney

SIBLING: Wayne Rooney

CAREER: Boxer (English Schools) / Footballer (Everton Schoolboys, Sky One Premier League All-Stars, East Villa FC, Oyster Martyrs Sunday League) / Drum & bass DJ (Glastonbury 2011).

QUOTES: "There's only one Harold Shipman / There's only one Harold Shipman / All the Scousers say thanks / 'cos he only killed Mancs / Walking in a Shipman wonderland."

"Get bk 2 curry mile in manny wer u belong u smelly bastard."